Chode

1. A penis which is thicker than it is long
2, The area between your ball sack and your anus

1. LoL you got a chode
2.My chode is itchy

by Bulldog453 January 7, 2011

Chode

actually spelled Choad. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.

Look at that dude's chode!

by ChuggasaurusRex December 28, 2005

Chode

A person that corrects people on the definition of the word Chode. Also known in Europe as a Bell End or Zaq for short.

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

by Jodak April 11, 2008

Chode

A dick that is thicker and shorter than a beautiful, normal penis.

Omg Ew, he wuz old and fat and pimply with a red, little chode!

by JCmegabyte December 24, 2008

Chode

Having a tuna can for a penis

a tuna can

by spoony love from up above May 21, 2003

Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY August 6, 2011

Chode

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Un dai December 9, 2008