by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

by Ladypleaser May 13, 2025

by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”
by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

The product of the sexual act of pouring milk into someone's stretched out anus then that person proceding to fart it back into the pourers face.
by fapmasternostrum March 7, 2018

Is that Chocolate Milk#5896!?
by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
