Chafarde

The garden area around the perimeter of the house, typically home to a number of random bushes and perennials that no one living in the house knows the name of.

We planted a bunch of fancy flowers and bushes in the chafarde to impress the neighbors we hate.

by jsring July 19, 2020

Chafin

Something extremely bad.

Yo, Pedro, I heard Rosalitas dad walked in on you guys fucking last night.

Yeah, Homie, that shit was chafin

by ThatGuySus September 5, 2021

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004

choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep

Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.

by Jen Z. February 8, 2010

Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.

Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!

by The Bins October 20, 2009