choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

by Zoob April 23, 2004

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.

Team Choad hacks your Xanga.

by Dustin Chander April 7, 2005

choatie

The quintessentially flawless and supremely intelligent student (who can spell quintessential and intelligent, unlike the deerfieldians); omniscient academically, omnipotent on the athletic field, absolutely spicy in the arts, matchless in manners, and not having a large stick shoved up his or her ass, unlike the deerfieldians that the linguist could, but won't, mention - because the linguist's school has class.

Despite being clearly superior to any subspecies inhabiting Deerfield, the Choatie still managed to remain modest and kind to his envious underlings.

by Natalie (Ace) '07 May 2, 2005

choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch

That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!

by suncrush March 10, 2005

choadiemcsmallballs

a universal word that can be used to temporarily name any person, friend or foe.

Yo! What's happenin choadiemcsmallballs!?

by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006