choad

bryant's cock, that happens to be wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer.....

Bryant---LOOKEE AT MY CHOAD!!!

by DjEzE February 2, 2004

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance February 28, 2005

choad

Same definition, new sentence

I like choads, by the boadload.

by Jizzy LaRue March 2, 2005

choad

Footwarts on toast, mixed with a good amount of Podge juice can create the ultimate Simon 'Beast' Shuttleworth. To lambaste or to wallpaper paste..
podge shuttleworth fookwart

Podge came in and podged shuttleworth over the desk..

by Adamo March 17, 2005

choad

Ball or drop of semen attatched to the penis or testes, usually after masturbation.

"Or you can lick the choads off my nuts after your mom jerks me tomorrow!" said Tommy.

by tames September 5, 2005

choad

The little flap of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack. (NOT the same as gooch, or taint)

"She licked my balls and dick, then she started flicking my choad with her tongue! It was awesome!"

by Carl Betty October 24, 2006

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 7, 2004