Chaxting

1. The act of typing graphic descriptions of nasty hot scrumping via chat box on IM.

2. A cross between chatting and sexting.

She was drunk and horny and couldn't find her phone so she started chaxting up random dudes on her friends list.

by Sexprude September 21, 2011

Chilaxing

To chill out/relax

Billy is staying home tonight, chilaxing, watching t.v., drinking a cold one.

by Oilfieldman November 7, 2011

Chlamyherperia

The newest STD. A combination of Chlamydia, Herpes Simplex Virus, and Gonorhea. Also known as the nastiest STD to get.

That shit you get on your dick and nuts. Sorry baby, can't bang tonight, I gots that Chlamyherperia

by ConstructiveComedy December 18, 2011

chilaxelhoff

chilaxelhoff = chilax (slang for chill out and relax) + David Hasselhoff A literal God among men.

"What you doing tonight"
"Man I'm just chilaxelhoffin at the crib tonight"

"I'm about to kick his ass"
"Naw man it ain't even worth all that,just chilaxelhoff"

by mygui January 4, 2013

chilaxe

Take a chill and relax

Can't you just chilaxe?

by Sweets500513 August 30, 2016

Chlamidatittyitis

A serious condition in which ones whole vagina and titties are fused together getting tremendously worse with each stage.

"I'm afraid I do not bring good new ma'am." "Just spit it out Doctor! What do I have?" "It's...*pushes up glasses* Chlamidatittyitis.."

by Suckmyassmaster45 July 27, 2016

chlamydiot

1. someone whose brain has been affected and altered physically and chemically due to having a ton of STD's.

"i wouldn't ask her to help you study for the sex ed test. she's a total chlamydiot."

by RubesV December 6, 2016