Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

Chipper's Dozen

Just as a Baker's Dozen historically refers to 13 (typically as bread rolls), A Chipper's Dozen refers to some number greater than that which was ordered, typically applied to Potato Cakes / Potato Scallops / Potato Fritters. In any such case, the customer will order and pay for some number of these fried delights and typically receive something like 1.3 to 1.5x that number. More typically this applies to an order less than a dozen, so it is more useful (though more cumbersome) to describe a "Chipper's half-dozen".

"Order 67! - 8 potato cakes."
"Yep, that's me."
"Yeah no worries. A few of these looked a bit puny so I threw in a couple more for ya."
"Thanks mate. Whoa thanks, there's like 10 in here or maybe more?"
"You're alright - just a standard Chipper's dozen."

by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere June 29, 2023

Chippers

Slang for Chipotle the fast food franchise. Prodominately used in the east coast.

Liam said to his friends "lets go to eat at Chippers"

by Carebear611 February 28, 2025

Chipperisms

Things that over caffeinated Starbucks employees share to drive thru customers.

Hi, this is Mary, Steven, Amanda, Patrick, Susan and Tom. How are you? We are rockin tha house. Chipperisms.

by AshleyM2011 November 9, 2011

Chipper

A cute but insufferable jerk, that's opinion lowers the IQ of the room.

Referring to the chicks at an egg farm that are tossed in the wood chipper.

Look, I know you aren't a Chipper but thats some seriously dumb shit you are saying..

by EchosNineteen February 12, 2021