bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard

by Squirrelking May 12, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.

"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

custard

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

by Bundle Of Sticks April 6, 2004

Custard Gusset

Custard Gusset refers to the accumilation of vaginal discharge on the gusset area of a female's panties. Also a mixture of V. discharge, with other bodily fluids such as, sweat, blood, feces, urine, and male semen.

AKA Creamed Gusset

After a long, hard day at work – her custard gusset was saturated with vaginal secretion and seasoned with her natural aroma.

by VivaB May 7, 2009