like a regular hard-on, but way harder..firm to the point of causing extreme pain to the "carbon bone-ee"
by Mark E. July 20, 2006
Get the Carbon Bone mug.The human operator of a machine, a computer, or any device in general that is having "problems" or "errors" or "is malfunctioning" in the eyes of that operator. In this case, the problems, errors, and malfunction is actually a problem with the operator and not the machine, computer, or device.
Customer: What was the problem with my computer?
Tech: There is a problem with the carbon unit. It will eventually resolve itself after extended hours of use. At least that is the hope.
Tech: There is a problem with the carbon unit. It will eventually resolve itself after extended hours of use. At least that is the hope.
by darrelld September 29, 2008
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A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.
This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009
Get the Carbon Free Diet mug.A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.
Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.
by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007
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by mattyjordo March 21, 2007
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paul: check out all my pasta
john: wo, carbohydrate city
joanne: can you pass me a slice of bread
megyn: that bitch is on the bus to carbohydrate city
john: wo, carbohydrate city
joanne: can you pass me a slice of bread
megyn: that bitch is on the bus to carbohydrate city
by princess chelsea May 16, 2010
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