Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal

I am a capitalist corporatism owner

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Capitalitis

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.

I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.

by AngelEowyn February 11, 2023

Capitalistification

Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans

Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore

by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023

Capitalist pig

Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.

In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"

by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023

Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.

Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014

Capitalism

An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.

Capitalism is the best economic system ever devised by man.

by NotPieGuy January 22, 2021

capitalism

Terrible system where a lucky few are born into obscene wealth while the average person has to work 8 hours a day just to stay alive and those who can't find work starve to death.

We must never abandon capitalism because I deserved all 100 million of my dollars because I got lucky and was born into a rich family.

by Eddy December 23, 2003