Sugar Cane

When a person snorts cocaine off of a man's penis while it is erect.

Samantha performed a sugar cane on Paul.

by GlazedToaster June 9, 2014

Caned Out

To cane out is to become so old and decrepit that one can only walk with a cane or canes.

Pops turned 90 this year, and between the arthritic knees and feeble muscles, he just caned out. Can't walk without them.

by The Jeff S June 18, 2019

Porch-cane

Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.

"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."

by Slippery Nickel April 26, 2008

Cane Cornered

The act of being a women on crutches with an amazing body

The fair had two cane cornered girls, it was stunning

by UDTruth August 21, 2016

Reign Cane

A phrase for a school that will forever reign over its opponents!

Tulsa beat Kansas State and Oklahoma State, REIGN CANE!

by REIGNCANE February 6, 2019

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Cane Fu

A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.

Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010