A citizen of Canada who is often absurdly obsessed with their U.S. neighbors to the South. Always claiming superiority whilst at the same time demonstrating almost child-like naivety about all things American.
Generally politically left leaning, a Canadian relies heavily on their government for healthcare, social services, and "thinking for them". Most Canadians live mediocre lower-middle class lives and have a good basic education.
World-class excellence only rarely emerges from Canadians, although world-class self righteousness is quite common. If you think of Canadians as movie critics, not movie makers you start to understand them.
"Canadian" is derogatory slang for any under-achiever with a chip on their shoulder and a misguided sense of blame.
Generally politically left leaning, a Canadian relies heavily on their government for healthcare, social services, and "thinking for them". Most Canadians live mediocre lower-middle class lives and have a good basic education.
World-class excellence only rarely emerges from Canadians, although world-class self righteousness is quite common. If you think of Canadians as movie critics, not movie makers you start to understand them.
"Canadian" is derogatory slang for any under-achiever with a chip on their shoulder and a misguided sense of blame.
Canadians brag about their rationed second rate healthcare system, while paying outrageous taxes to support it. (High Income Taxes, $40 bucks for a case of the beer they brag so much about, ~$4.50 US / gallon of gas, even though they are sitting on the largest reserves outside of the middle east, 13% sales tax on purchases).
Oh ya, you have "free" healthcare. C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S !!
They brag about multiculturalism, because they have no identity of their own. Being "not American" is a pretty sad self definition, and "hockey, beer, crappy healthcare, and donuts" does NOT qualify as a definition either.
Bragging about Canadian accomplishments is also naive considering the accomplishments of other developed countries would span volumes, not fit on a single sheet of paper.
Oh ya, you have "free" healthcare. C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S !!
They brag about multiculturalism, because they have no identity of their own. Being "not American" is a pretty sad self definition, and "hockey, beer, crappy healthcare, and donuts" does NOT qualify as a definition either.
Bragging about Canadian accomplishments is also naive considering the accomplishments of other developed countries would span volumes, not fit on a single sheet of paper.
by ex-Canadian October 26, 2011
Get the Canadianmug. A total tosser with a false sense of superiority, covering up the niggling knowledge in the back of his or her mind that his or her nation is just the bitch of the USA. Canadians are often smug and sarcastic in their vain attempts to be witty and sophisticated, though helplessly failing as they are all just liberal red necks.
Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.
Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.
by Rossiboy June 18, 2009
Get the Canadianmug. by Libraryguy March 31, 2021
Get the The Canadianmug. A Canadian is a Canadian person that is unlike no other Canadian. In order to become a Canadian you must do the following: ride to work / school, drink maple syrup straight from the bottle, hold open doors for people in -40, say "eh", and arrived home to your pet polar bear and go to sleep in your igloo.
by Paperbro May 2, 2016
Get the Canadianmug. Remotely related to the human race. In reality, penguins that smoke weed to imply their connection to humanity. Very weak minded, as Canadia is not a real place and is in fact a figment of our imagination. It is the giant desolate landmass that penguins have been able to light up with rocks and wood.
Nigga have you seen that Canadian? - Real African
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American
Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American
Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
by Jewish Mewtwo a.k.a. Moses December 16, 2008
Get the Canadianmug. by Iceeeeeland November 14, 2007
Get the Canadianmug. by Whydoesitmadder March 13, 2011
Get the Canadianmug.