came on his shirt

1. When a (usually) young man masturbates or receives a hand job, and ejaculates all over his own shirt. He then has to self consciously walk around with a cum stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.

2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female

cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying

bob went to sally's house after school. she didn't want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. Then he rode the bus home and felt hella awkward, since he didn't have a coat.

Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.

by Reggie Jefferson November 29, 2012

came through in the crotch

this is said when you're trying to say "came through in the clutch"

Drew came through in the crotch during that last game on sunday

by Diego February 8, 2004

Came at Yo Smitty

to get treated. for somebody to come at yo head(smitty)in a disrespectful or playful way

Girl 1:Why yo shoes leanin to the side?
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva

by Mariah-Riah November 4, 2007

the wheels came off the bus

A situation whereby things get going so fast or are so bad that the entire operation project or relationship fall apart in a catastophic manner.

When the adjustable rates mortgages reset the wheels came off the bus. Many Yuppies who had purchased large expensive homes now found themselves in foreclosure unable to sell their homes or make the now huge payments in a declining real estate market.

by Norbert Young March 29, 2007

Came. dowwwwwwn. on. you.

To slap someone on the back of their nappy head.

Came. dowwwwwwn. on. you.

by MffCovey December 7, 2010

pizza came in clutch

someone that finds you so inspirational that they think anything you say is a quote

person:"Pizza came in clutch"
someone who finds the person inspirationl:"Does that mean you ordered pizza or is it a saying?

by 663373882 May 15, 2021

Paul Bunyan came to visit

A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.

Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.

by Paul Bunyan, Himself May 12, 2009