to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.
1. Moron - derr, i really suck.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.
by Oddy October 15, 2005
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Callum is the name given to someone with a varied lifestyle, someone who is also very consious of how he looks and is constantly changing his style.people like him because of his wit, charm and full on humour.
Joe: That's the 3rd different hairstyle he's had this week!
Colin: That's Callum.
Joe: Makes sense I spose.
Colin: That's Callum.
Joe: Makes sense I spose.
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They always know just what to say to a women.
They are full of passion.
They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.
The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.
Callum would make a grate couple with Libby or Millie.
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They always know just what to say to a women.
They are full of passion.
They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.
The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.
Callum would make a grate couple with Libby or Millie.
Callum would never disrespect a woman and Callum would do anything to keep there girlfriends safe
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