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Lando Calrissian

Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).

1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.

2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.

3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.
Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.
by Clinton Russel November 26, 2011
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Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag

Hey you.
Me?
Yeah you, Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag
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by NikoleIsHawt(: February 23, 2009
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CALSS

Acronym for "cut a long story short." Notice the irony: It actually shortens the phrase used to shorten an otherwise long story.
Guy: So yeah, she and I were dating, but to CALSS, we broke up because she likes Justin Bieber.
Girl: Hmm, that makes sense. Wait, what's "CALSS"?
Guy: "cut a long story short."
Girl: OMG, that acronym is awesome in so many levels! Take me home with you!
by Boston_Guy January 3, 2012
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Cliss

Its a clit kiss.

1. When your oral is so good that the girl feels like your are getting with her vagina!

2. Or when your kiss is so good you are able to make it feel like you are touching her.
1. Last night Steve was giving me oral last night and it was so good it felt like he clissing me. I orgasmed in seconds!

2. We were at the party last night and this guy came up to me and clissed me, it was amazing i was wet instantly!
by DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJ November 1, 2009
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Carissa

The best person ever, super gorgeous, funny, smart, and knows her morals. Doesn't go around fucking everyone like Brooklynn. Doesn't stab friends in the back like a whore named brooklynn! Doesn't have a body count of more than 20 people like somebody named brooklynn. Has her priorities in place unlike brooklynn who puts dick before everything 😊😊
Carissa and brooklynn aren't friend anymore?
No cause brooklynn fucked all of her exes
by It's me, bitch 😚 May 30, 2017
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Carissa

Carissa a beautiful amazing person a kind sweet loving girl she makes u happy when your down. She dosent leave u until u are happy she makes u feel better about your self theres no one who i rather be with when we hug i dont ever want to let go she makes u so happy that u cant wait to see her again she is so talented i dont ever want to leave her i want to spend my life with her she makes me feel special shes all i think about all i want she the best to ne around shes a caring person always looking after me shes my zing i always want to be around her she hot and pretty and such a good girlfriend She my world theres nothing i wont do for her i would take my life for her if she dies i would take myself to be in a better place with her
Carissa is a beautiful name thats a person
by Some whos here June 13, 2018
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calista

Word comes from greek background and means: Most Beautiful
This is often true. Calista’s are usually smart, athletic, kind, and shy. After you get to know them, they become a lot more outgoing and fun.
When Calista’s find something/someone they like, they will OBSESS.

When it comes to love, they are hardcore romantics. They will always want to be with their partner.
girl 1: “John never hangs out with us anymore because of his girlfriend. She’s obsessed with him.””
girl 2: “Yeah. Her name is Calista. Isn’t she pretty though?”
by Calista&Hanna May 12, 2018
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