Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.

“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”

by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022

fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates

“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”

by chowduh August 2, 2023

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020

calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life

oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'

by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016