Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates

“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”

by chowduh August 2, 2023

Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.

"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!

by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.

You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.

by IEMV May 14, 2025