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Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”
by Gatyyy November 13, 2025
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Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.
(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
by Agoober23 November 5, 2025
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Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.
by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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calculator

a god that can help you on a math test
kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator
by nani-uwu December 7, 2020
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fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates
“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”
by chowduh August 2, 2023
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