calcal

a name for gay people who act like big strong men online but deep down inside they are a small little twink

bro that calcal is support again

by TOTALLYNOTDAWID September 9, 2023

Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.

Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///

by Carbonicci April 26, 2014

multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021

calcomania

recurrent urge to steal calculators that you generally do not really need

Sally has a real case of calcomania. She even took a calculator from Algebra class today.

by 7oaks September 22, 2016

Cacogen

German speaking person who speaks German to non-German speaking people

Grandpa, quit being a cacogen; the waitress can’t understand you!

by Eis9 October 5, 2021

golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.

"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."

by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004

Cacophony

Sound made my friends who attempt to sing in Rock Band.

Me: Ming sucks dick at singing. Why did he even buy Rock Band?
Friend: Word. He sounds like a fuckin' cacophony.

by Dumbassss July 29, 2009