Skip to main content

cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008
mugGet the cube-apemug.

cube grazing

Similar to cube cruising, this term reflects an individual that spends most mornings (particularly Mondays) or lazy afternoons wandering from cube to cube to pause and talk about the past weekends activities, but also what's on tap for the next weekend, that night, what's for lunch, or any subject matter whatsoever. Upon moving from cube to cube, the same story can be heard being told repeatedly throughout the day. This person often "grazes" in an effort to avoid work at all possible costs.
These are examples that lead to cube grazing:

Mark was asking Lisa what she's having for lunch today?

John came into the office all smiles and asked everyone, "Did you guys see the game yesterday?"

Suzie was looking forward to spending time with her husband on their anniversary weekend and getting away. She proceeded to let everyone know that they were going on vacation by turning her "Out of Office message" on Thursday.
by smacktard21 October 4, 2010
mugGet the cube grazingmug.

Ham Cubes

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
by Lizeah March 30, 2011
mugGet the Ham Cubesmug.

Ice Cube

THE rap artist. His real name is O'Shea Jackson.
A good example of Ice Cube.
by Lazirus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Ice Cubemug.

Pubiks Cube

An enormous ball of pubes, impossible to untangle, scabs are optional.
Someone definitely werewolfed the urinal at that last truckstop... There's a pubiks cube floating in there.
by Billy McGee October 4, 2008
mugGet the Pubiks Cubemug.

Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.
Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.
by Victor Vector September 25, 2006
mugGet the Cube Rattlermug.

spam cube

World's first anti-spam gadget for home PCs.
I plugged the spam cube into my home network and it stopped spam!
by Silicon Alley Rockstar May 13, 2006
mugGet the spam cubemug.

Share this definition