Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

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Cri

Much like crying but more manly. Cri, or “Cri-ing” usually only occurs at the end of sad movies such and The Mist.

“Hey man did you see that Netflix is fixing to get The Mist?”
-“I cri evrytim…”

by Frontiermedic248 June 16, 2022

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Cris

Slang for a packet of crisps in the Yorkshire area

"Oh can you pass me a packet of cris man"

by Tom_Tom_Chris February 2, 2022

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cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 20, 2019

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cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020

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