The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
by Tom_Tom_Chris February 02, 2022
Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.
Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
by Yabiiiiiiitch September 21, 2021
by scummyfuck August 13, 2017
by c12341231 August 30, 2024
An argenrinian sexy piece of ass, which always puts his friends before him and women in front of him. He is a very kind and generous loving individual who gives money to charity.
by Juicypotato 969696 November 23, 2021
kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.
ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
by hello my bitches ... October 09, 2018