Booze Coupon

Money for alcoholic beverages.

I lost my job, someone stole my bike, and I've got a load of homework. I could sure use some booze coupons so that I can grab a 6-pack and take the edge off.

by willowoman November 27, 2010

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Green Coupons

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

by Lindes Adaks September 3, 2018

poupon coupon

A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.

by QuacksO February 23, 2022

coupon poacher

(noun) A person who wait in ambush for stores to restock a sale item to buy in bulk and then turn around sell at an insane markup somewhere else.

Employee A: " Look at that woman, shes been standning in the detergent aisle all afternoon? "Employee b: :she knows there is a truck to night and she is hoping to catch a new shipment of Arm and Hammer for a buck to turn around and sell for 3. " Employee A: "Thats a coupon poacher for you,"

by Captain Ginyu August 12, 2017

sushi coupon

Cleaning out an asian womans vagina

Man eats out a dirty asian woman who has not cleaned herself out in days. hence sushi coupon

by jason234357454 June 24, 2011