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rex orange county

uncultured swine: “hey do you know Rex Orange County? they’re so shit, i only listen to top quality music like xxxtenticles and like cardi b bitches.

me: “you’re pure trash Rex Orange County’s songs are messages from God himself and cries from the heavens above.”
by himynamesjared August 1, 2018
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swain county high school

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan
Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit
by Sassmaster360 November 6, 2017
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Madison County

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.
“Hey man wanna go to Madison county?”
“Nah man I’ve already watched deliverance already”
by Notbillcosby April 15, 2018
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Marin county

Home to the og soccer moms, with their big ass hats and huge Tesla suvs and their iPhone 11 pro Max’s, not caring what the fuck their kids do. Rich ass liberals living in Marin will blow your mind. Fake environmentalist walk the streets at the town center with their Louis Vuitton bags. All together Marin county is fun.
by Gofuckahoe_ November 15, 2019
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Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.
I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.
by Dirt606 February 18, 2021
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Wake County

"the 2nd most populated county in North Carolina, behind Mecklenburg county, which contains Charlotte. Wake county is home to Raleigh, Cary and Garner to name a few cities. Great place to live, great place to get into trouble. Basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.' "
Welcome To Wake County. We got whatever you need, and yo ass will be back.
by pissmonger June 21, 2007
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Garrett County

A small... small... small.... SMALL.... county where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week. The people range from hillbillies to rednecks to wanna-be-gangstas and sport fanatics.
I live in Garrett County, and yesterday, we received a foot of snow. Today was 98 degrees outside.
by LearnWhenLoveIsGone August 1, 2014
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