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hot cooch

Eating hotwings then fingering a girl without washing your hands.
P.K. ate some hot wings, and later gave his woman a hot cooch.
by PK to the Max January 14, 2009
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Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant
"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."
by Walter Bones June 27, 2005
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spicy cooch

when a girl hasnt cleaned her va jay jay and it smells like fish salsa and fart
"damn jennifer stunk up the bathroom now it smells like spicy cooch"
by regina filangie July 25, 2006
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Cooch Juice

Slang term for vaginal excretions.
After banging Grant's mom she squeezed out some cooch juice.
by Michael Otto December 10, 2004
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Cooch Lagoon

A vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her vagina. The word derives from "cooch" which is a slang term for vagina and "lagoon" which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.
Close your legs cooch lagoon, you're making me have nausea.
by WithStrangeAeons July 8, 2011
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cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!
by orange123 March 2, 2009
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Cooch Worm

A worm/parasite that enters the cooch and makes a nest inside.
Emma had a cooch worm so she had to go to the obgyn.
by Dadaddy1638261 March 6, 2018
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