cooch glob

An incredible annoying and naive girl who thinks she can win the affection of any guy that she wants due to her fake innocence and class.

That girl is such a cooch glob, she thinks she can actually steal him from me?

by biddosexkitten420 October 28, 2010

Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant

"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."

by Walter Bones June 27, 2005

spicy cooch

when a girl hasnt cleaned her va jay jay and it smells like fish salsa and fart

"damn jennifer stunk up the bathroom now it smells like spicy cooch"

by regina filangie July 25, 2006

Cooch Juice

Slang term for vaginal excretions.

After banging Grant's mom she squeezed out some cooch juice.

by Michael Otto December 10, 2004

Cooch Lagoon

A vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her vagina. The word derives from "cooch" which is a slang term for vagina and "lagoon" which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.

Close your legs cooch lagoon, you're making me have nausea.

by WithStrangeAeons July 8, 2011

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015

pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch

Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you

by Doughboy Braden October 8, 2013