Comcasm

An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.

"Dude my modem had a Comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days."

by comcastblows December 25, 2008

Comcast

Hell' s basement

Comcast fucking sucks

by United Fed October 6, 2018

comcast

a company that charges way to much for services but is really good in the san francisco bay area
everyone says there internet has problems but i haven't had any
there phone is almost as good a deal as vonage

1 how much was ur cable bill? 150 for too little
2 comcast internet is some good shit in the bay
3 unlimited phone service kicks ass

by Jose Venura July 18, 2006

comcast

a really great cable company. very cheap, too. i have internet and tv cable from them and only pay $66 a month for both. the internet is really fast, and the on-demand feature is great.

Bob went to the video store to rent a movie but could not find it. I watched it on Comcast

by SexyLexie April 8, 2007

comcast

Comcast is a really great cable, internet, and phone company. It is very reliable, and their customer service is GREAT! If my internet ever goes down, they have it up and running within an hour. The On Demand features are great as well!.. I've learned dating tips, dance moves, and how to play guitar through watching things On Demand. I highly recommend it, love love love my comcast. It really is COMCASTIC. Also sometimes the prices seem unreasonable, but they aren't.. comcast is SOOO worth it!

Hey dude Comcast completes me, it really is Comcastic!

by flimsyfloo March 12, 2008

comcastic

A word that descirbes a females lips. A lot like DSL which stands for dick sucking lips. A girl that is comcastic can also have DSL.

That chick is comcastic.

Wow, just imagine what she can do with those comcastic lips.

by Dukesford February 13, 2006

Comcare

incompetent uncaring government organisation who could not act professionally or manage claims properly if they were given a million dollars for each correct decision

my claim is being mismanaged by Comcare

by scruffnkelsmum October 20, 2011