pop me clogs

To die

I swear if I don't get a rest soon I'll pop me clogs.

by Caroline May 10, 2003

popped his clogs

To literally die.

Did you hear about the old guy down the street? He finally popped his clogs,they found him yesterday.

by boomstick6699 December 30, 2013

clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

by BassString September 20, 2010

clog smoking

smoking a cigar in a garage while wearing stylish clog shoes

dude i clog smoked all night (clog smoking)

by electric slide king February 26, 2010

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

clogged drain effect

eating a dead animal out of a womans vagina and then throwing it back up in her mouth

"wow, when i found out you like the clogged drain effect, i thought of you in a whole new prospective

by andy w. cary nc March 2, 2005