Ed Cigar

Dick: "That Buddy Rich was sure a swell drummer."
Jane: "Sure, but he's no Ed Cigar."
by Monkey Jones July 11, 2008
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Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.
It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.
by Brown Town Clown August 24, 2009
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cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar
"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"
by Brianne1979 January 05, 2006
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sweaty cigar

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.
by Big Daddy October 22, 2003
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cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.
"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."
by Wizards Sleeve November 05, 2006
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human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.
Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar
by Cool kids 26 May 22, 2017
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colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole
Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar
by Ryzarix August 14, 2021
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