Chlamidiot

Someone who is likely to contract chlamydia because of their own fault.

Guy 1: Hey, I had sex with Amy!
Guy 2: Why, she has chlamydia?!
Guy 1: Oh no, I am such a chlamidiot.

by Germby December 21, 2014

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chlamidiphile

a sexual predator who targets people with chlamidia and doesnt let them go until he is the most powerful chlamidia weilder in the world

oh no... we just found out jon is a chlamidiphile

by omiester March 16, 2016

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Chlamelia

the ship name for a couple (both girls) called Chloe and Amelia.

Alice: HAMELIA FOR LIFEEE!!!
Sophie: Hamelia is dead. Chlamelia is cannon!

by ughh.heather July 20, 2016

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Chlamydophila

An obsession with people that have chlamydia or a fascination with the disease.

A: I want chlamydia so badly!
B: Dude, you have Chlamydophila!

by Confettimoose January 26, 2017

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Chlamydotard

Someone who acts retarded with their Schmeet and catches Chlamydia despite their older cousins warnings to stop being a whore.

P1:Bro, i gotta tell u something.
P2: What's up bud talk to me.
P1: Bro im ngl that bitch gave me the clap
P2: You should've heeded my warnings folk go get looked at
P1: When have i ever listened to shit lmao
P2: *Sigh* And now i owe my OG ten bucks thanks you fucking chlamydotard.

by JesusCock101 February 5, 2024

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