Chess Piece

Disgusting, midget-sized female "device" which can cause internal damages, including a prolapse. Named so as it looks like it was taken from an over-sized chess board. ie; Dildo

Steve: Look at this disgusting video I found!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!

by ScooterP December 29, 2010

Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water

Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.

by ass_sukr October 10, 2018

chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

CHESS-BOX

Slang for when a person mixes together two dangerous activities to form one even more dangerous activities. For instance, drugs and humping.

Sarah's a freak - she wanted me to chess-box with her.

by dankmememanman June 24, 2019

chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.

Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.

by dave342314 October 10, 2019

Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.

"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"

by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020

chess_wc

A totally rad strimmer who was the first and only person to beat the famed precision level 'Pesto' on Super Mario Maker 2.

There goes Chess_WC again, what a rad dude.

by ItzSka June 10, 2021