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My video got taken down because of a CGV
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CGI Porn

Movie genre first appearing in the 1980's where extensive or extravagant computer-generated imagery (CGI) results in a mainstream film that is akin to a sexually pornographic film, where the outline of the film consists of numerous sexual acts, tied together with a flimsy plot, often with comically bad segues. CGI porn, like sex porn is written knowing that the target audience does not care if there is a plot, as they are just waiting to masturbate during the next scene. Audience masturbation during CGI porn may or may not involve stroking of the penis, but is usually accompanied by similar vocalizations.

Can also refer to individual segments of feature films or shorts that were obviously written solely for the enjoyment of the CGI staff (aka CAD jockeys).
Tron (1982) and Last Starfighter (1984) were the earliest feature-length CGI films, but The Matrix is a much more definitive example of CGI Porn.
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CGI Porn

Any movie that compensates for it's feeble, lame, or stupid plot with an overkill of computer generated images and special effects.
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CGE

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cgi fuckfest

When a movie has nothing to offer other than cgi (Computer-generated imagery or Computer-generated images) characters hitting each other, without art or talent.
"Man of steel was a total cgi fuckfest!"

Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"

Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
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CGE

Cutest Girl Ever

When you realise that specific girl is sooooo cute.
CGE as in she's the Cutest Girl ever
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CGLF

Couldn't give less fuck
Example1: On election night Majid Hassan set up that yahoo election-alarm to notify him of the winner b4 hitting the sheets. The alarm suddenly woke him up at 2AM in cold sweat with Tump Winning. Majid then text his homie

Majid Hassan: Yo Saeed Damn I just Shit my pants! Can't Believe Trump became President...
Saeed Omar: I am Going Back to Iraq on Friday night! CGLF

Example 2: Mike Text Jody

Mike: Yo Jody Kim Kardashian just got her ass rob in France shit
Jody: Bruh I'm eating Crabs with Oysters mayne! cglf who's Kim Kardashian again?
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