capitalletterphobia

fear or dislike of letters in their capital form of writing and/or typing.

hannah- "EWH ALL CAPS. /:"
bobbye- "what's ewh about caps?"
hannah- "i hate captiol letters. and i wanted it to be lowercase. so did NOT expect the caps."
hannah- "omg, you have capitalletterphobia!"

by bobsterrrr118 May 14, 2009

Social Capitalism

Social Capitalism makes reference to a highly collective, planed and centralised economical system whereby although contrast to Socialist economies..The ownership of private wealth and property are not prohibited....The value and worth however of ones labor, produce and property are determined not by the laborer owner of a property Commercial or noncommercial and the producer of goods..But rather these are entirely subject to regulative, predetermined and pre established values, Worth and measures sanctioned or approved by a highly centralised state authority. Social Capitalism, is effectively the middle stage of the transitional process when a Laissez-faire free market economy is transformed in to a Capitalist or Corporate economy.

Social Capitalism, reflects upon the transition of Americas early Laissez-faire free market economy in to a highly centralised planed economy, subject to the regulative and control of a centeralised and powerful state authority.

by Baron Neville January 14, 2016

scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.

I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.

by truetreat August 14, 2022

sapitalist

A sapitalist is someone who moves back and forth between capitalism and socialism or believes both ideologys can exist together. Commonly used to describe younger people whose political opinion sways between the left and right as there ideas are formed.

Bill: I love capitalism.
Qwentin: But it disadvantages some people
Bill:. True. Now I love socialism.
Qwentin: Wow, you are such a sapitalist.

by The Cherubist October 15, 2017

Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Normal guy: "Dude, your company just took a crap but you just bought that mansion! How'd you do it?"

Douchebag CEO: "Capitalism."

by DeskFlyer August 21, 2009

Cuck for Capitalism

Someone who is a working class citizen but still votes for politicians that support right wing economic policies. these policies go directly against the working class citizens best interests.

Spencer voted no on forming a union because he is a Cuck for Capitalism and said his union dues are money that could buy a PS5.

by CommiePussySlayer42069 June 2, 2021

anarcho-capitalism

Anarchy and capitalism. A person who believes in the dissolution of government, but adheres to property rights.

An individual who believes in anarcho-capitalism would cringe at the thought of watching a Michael Moore documentary.

by Pirate Rothbard November 6, 2009