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Where all the good bands and singers come from. Mostly. And where most good hockey players come from. CANADA ROCKS!
"Wow, this band is good."
"Yeah they're from Canada."
"No wonder."
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
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That place north of the United States that the world often forgets exists.
What's that place above the US called again? Oh yeah....CANADA!
by ATennisFan March 1, 2010
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A safe and NICE country that doesn't go around making enemies, and supressing ppl like our friends down south. We dont oppress ppl so terrorists dont fuck with us.
by Anonymous August 3, 2003
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a place where only a few hundred posts back was "completely and utterly economically dependant upon the USA" and now is doing quite well financially regardless of the fact that our neighbour to the south that we so desperately relied on is going through financial collapse
FOX NEWS HOST 3 YEARS AGO: Canada would be Nothing without the United States. If it was for our cash in their economy they'd be living in a third world conditions

REALITY TODAY: America's economy is in the crapper and as a result many countries around the world have also been greatly effected, that is except Canada who despite having such close economic ties with the USA, seems to be barely feeling the pinch of the crisis to the south.
by bliss727272 July 7, 2009
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Canada is basically The USA except for a few key differences in with our government and culture.

1. Canada doesn't have a huge military because it doesn't need a huge military.
2. We don't say "eh?" all of the time I don't really know where that stereotype came from but it waaay over used.
3. We are not under educated; i live in Vancouver near UBC which is one of the top 50 ranked universities in the world.
4. Ok fine maybe there's a thing with beer...
5. And weed...
6. Hockey is not our national sport although most canadians think this as well as americans, it's actually lacrosse.
7. We may not have a big military but that is not to say we don't contribute our fair share in wars. Our population is only 34 million so sending the same amount of troops that the USA does would be outrageous.
8. Yeah canadians can be assholes on the internet; but that is because were so god damn annoyed at all of the americans playing of every stereotype good or bad in every single social media.
9. We are not part of the United Kingdom by any reasonable definition; the monarch serves a symbolic roll as head of state but has no real power.
10. The majority of us don't hate americans it's just those of us who are annoyed at the americans (see 8).
Canadian's Stereotype of an American:
American 1: dude lets go to McDonalds and get fat then talk shit about Canada!
American 2: dude you just read my mind.
American 1: God bless America.

American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?

Canadian's Stereotype of an American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?
by canada2000 November 24, 2013
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We are not Americans. Not everyone lives in an igloo. We do not bathe in maple syrup, but if we could, we would. It's not winter 12 months a year. We have a goose named after us. It's okay to say 'EH'! Not everyone has a pet polar bear. We think the mounties uniform is stylish. The beaver is a cherished animal. We do not say 'Aboot' we say 'About' like everyone else. The best freakin' country in the world since 1867.
Canada is pretty damn cool. Deal. With. It.
by millie.paige July 12, 2015
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we are a lot of good things (like peaceful, have universal health care...) but we're also pretty self congratulatory.
we are such an amazing society! and so modest too! Canada is the best! (one of my fellow Canadians)
by mare del fiores January 17, 2008
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