The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.
He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
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The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.
After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.
All loose and silly like a squid!
After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.
All loose and silly like a squid!
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Get the Callahanfilms mug.An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".
'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!
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Get the Great Calamity Kittens! mug.he’s honest, caring, intelligent and sweet. a goofy pin head that will always make you laugh, generally he doesn’t get too close to a lot of people, but if ur lucky you’ll see his soft spot and he’ll never let you go. when you’re with him you’ll feel like the two of you are the only people on earth, only to be interrupted by a punch in the arm when he sees a punch buggy.
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