calflet

A Calflet is a piece of string, thread, whatever you use that is worn below the knee that rests on top of the calf. Think of it as an anklet for your calf.

"So I hear calflets are the new rage in Seattle."

by smokeadietch September 27, 2009

Calfdick

1.{noun} to have a cramp in your calf. hurts really fucking bad.
(note: the word can be altered to backdick,thighdick,assdick,sickdick,etc. but only when used as a noun.)

2.{adjective...maybe.} often used in snowboarding, when the highbacks of your boot, or bindings kill your calves, making it super impossible to ride. (can also be used as "calfdicked" in the verb sense.)

1. "owOwOWfuckityOW! i just got one hell of a calfdick, dude"

2. "dude. in that last run, my highs gave me one hella bitchin' calfdick."

2.5 "dude, i totally just calfdicked myself off that jump. and hoooolllyyyyshiiitt. it killed.

by timetoride October 29, 2008

Calfing

To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.

Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!

by TeamMP February 28, 2011

curvy calfee

a usually vulumptuous and curvy man, that has the perfect combination of chunk and funk

Mmm Curvy Calfee is lookin extra chunky and delicious today!

by NOTHIN BUT CHUNK December 3, 2007

calftinate

when a male or female finds pleasure in playing with their calf.

Frank was bored so he decided to calftinate

by Sprinkle sparkle September 16, 2008

calftoo

A portmanteau describing a tattoo on the calf (bottom part of leg), typically seen on males.

"I thought that guy in my class was cute, but then I saw he had a calftoo, and I was completely turned off."

by sailorgirl April 15, 2010

Calfstrated

When your calfs have been figuratively cut off from running so much.

Holy shit those sprints calfstrated me.

by Lars Runbeck May 15, 2012