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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 04, 2016
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Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 07, 2021
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Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement
Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans
by Skkskdkd January 06, 2021
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calculator

a god that can help you on a math test
kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator
by nani-uwu December 07, 2020
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calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.
guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
by someone else thats not u February 09, 2021
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calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 09, 2016
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