surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

flying gay buttsex

When two gay males or females are having anal sex in midair.

George: "Look what's in the sky!"

Fred: "Oh my god their having flying gay buttsex!"

by Bub537 September 23, 2009

Buttsex artist

Someone who is absurdly good at something

"Did you see the game last night?"
"Dude, that guy on defense was such a buttsex artist!"

"Woah mom, you are a total buttsex artist at baking cookies!"

by LT the brave February 8, 2009

Buttsexhole

Something or someone that is stretched further than they/it should be, maybe a little torn and bloody, coated in semen, excrement, and possibly a lube of some sort. A shitty, nasty, wrecked person or thing.

Jerret you are such a buttsexhole!

If we don't get federal spending under control our country is in trouble because our budget is a buttsexhole as it is.

Wow, the sandwiches in this place are some buttsexholes.

by Los026 January 15, 2012

buttsecks

A meme used for the Spy character from Team Fortress 2. His job is to backstab people with his butterfly knife, and as the meme goes, they use 2 of the spy's voicelines together to make the spy say "buttsecks!"

theres many song parodies of the "Suprise Buttsecks" meme on youtube and on porn websites.

Medic: I have 100% Ubercharge, move! Schnell!
Spy: Suprise! Buttsecks!
Medic: AAAAAAAAAAH!

by mellow tf2 June 18, 2017

Buttsecks

It is when ur pp go in butt

I wanna habe buttsecks

by D_valz⁶⁹⁴²⁰ April 26, 2021

cowabunga buttsekz

When someone gets really sick and is almost dying

Sorry I couldn't come, i had cowabunga buttsekz last night.

by Sekz Gob May 28, 2018