Bundled Like Bernie

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

ur uncle vascular bundle

the absolute end all or be all of insults.

"your granny tranny"
"your grandpap a trap"
"your sister a mister"
"ur uncle vascular bundle"
*literally dies of aids*

by ur sister being a mister rn March 20, 2018

gallon bundle

a female with breasts that equals the volume of a U.S. Gallon.

Those things were huge, she has a gallon bundle

by Acela_ox February 14, 2022

Bundle

What modern cod kids buy at all times with daddy's credit card. The scam that cod's been running for about 5 years straight.

Ten years ago you could buy camos and character skins that can be used on everything for less than $5. Now they nickel and dime you for cringe anime crap and rapper bundles.

by Can't find a Username:( August 04, 2024

Bundle of joy

When you bundle a bunch of weed into a pipe and smoke dat Mary Jane

Me and my homies were smoking a big ass bundle of joy last night

by Kingreepher November 13, 2023

Bundled

So fucked up you’re absolutely wrapped up in your own world with absolute no idea what’s going on around you ie: black out.

Friend: yo how was your night last night you looked hammered !

Me: broooo I was fucking bundled!

by Bryguy_22 December 11, 2020

bundle of sticksism

Codeword for "fascism". References the bundle of sticks in the original logo of fascism.

"I can't say that infamous far right ideology that is known for its xenophobia and coining the term 'totalitarian' here so I'll call it 'bundle of sticksism' and hope the moderation bots don't figure it out"

by Silicosis9324 August 06, 2024