Brooming

A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.

An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.

by I Forgot My Name June 20, 2012

Just browsing

What you tell a crossing guard when you go to the parent pick up line at a school and they ask which is yours.

Child rapist: *Pulls up next to crossing guard in the parent pick up line*
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.

by The truth about what is real April 19, 2021

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

Brooking

A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."

Shall we go Brooking tonight?

by Wilkenshire December 10, 2011

Brooming

The art of positioning a broom where it will stand on its own

-"How is that broom standing up on its own?"

-"I have mastered the technique of brooming."

by garretj0nes June 11, 2012

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

brohoesing

Where you replace hanging out with your male friends and replace it by hanging out women friends only, while possibly checking them all out as potential talent

Boy 1: "Where was Lin last night"
Boy 2: "He's out with the girls again, fucking brohoeser"
Boy 1: "He's always brohoesing"

by J2G May 10, 2009