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Britain

Indeed the greatest country in the world.

to that person who said earlyer that the roman empire was bigger than the british one, have you even compaired them??? look them up on google. The roman one was most of europe. The british one was most of the world. and no, we dont all drink tea and crumpits, but they are quite nice :D. the biggest drink size in britain is about 1/2 a litre, in america, its like 2 litres, so don t blame us for calling you fat.
American:can i have a double cheese burger, extra large fries and a super sized diet coke please?

British: wtf? why are you getting all that crap then having a diet coke? why not just go all the way and kill yourself in one go?!!?!
britain!
by Edd June 18, 2006
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Britains

An awesome race of people, who are generally liked by Canadians, and secretly disliked by americans because of their special forces' superiority and link to the Canadian special forces. Britains have an awesome accent that is the right way to speak english. Britains are great.
American: Man, that british person is a doucebag
Canadian: why, because 4 SAS troops rescued 150 US SEALS troops?
American: that can't be right, the TV said we're the best country in the world
Britains: that's why everyone hates you. lets go have a beer and bang some chicks, canuck
American: boohoo
by back bacon eh? March 21, 2009
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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The Full name for the U.K. which as it's name implies, is a combination of Great Britain (Wales, England, Scotland) and Northern Island.
I am gonna go to The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
by Serminigo1 June 19, 2006
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Britain

A country americans know NOTHING about and base all their perceptions on stereotypes that have never been true, and when brits to try to tell those fat yank cunts otherwise they just fucking contradict you. They all think we live in castles, and wear tweed and bowler hats, have bad teeth and say idiot shit like "tally ho" and whatever the fuck. THIS IS BULLSHIT STEREOTYPING AND WE CAN DO IT TO YOU YANKS YOU FAT, COWBOW HAT WEARING, AROGANT, OVERLY RELIGIOUS LAZY "YEEHAA" SHOUTING DICKHEADS!

Also any fucking idiot american who says "britain is a small island" should look at a fucking map, it a fucking huge island, infact its the 8th largest island in the world, a small island would be jamaica or sicily, britain has counties that are bigger than those islands. BUT YOU YANKS WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED UP IDEAS OF THE REST OF THE WOULD IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE BECAUSE YOUR AN ARROGANT AMERICAN.
American tourist at buckingham palace no fucking suprises there: HEY HOW BOUT WE GO AND SEE THE REST OF THE CITY OF ENGLANDLAND?

Other american tourist: NAW WE MUSNT DO THAT, IF WE DO WE MIGHT SEE THAT THE REST OF BRITAINLAND IS NOTHING LIKE OUR STUPID STEREOTYPES AND THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
by pointything August 24, 2008
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Little Britain

One of the best British Comedy programmes ever, a must see.. Well in truth..only if you have never seen it before, because it can get very repetative, And no, you will never understand the brit homour, so Yanks give it a miss!
Some guy trying to be Vikki Pollard: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but..
Some other Guy "Fucking shit up, dip shit! *Smack!*

If you have ever seen it you will understand, why people find it so repetative and how come being now find it unfunny,..
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Britain

The Best Damn Country in the engire world. period. a World super power untill it let the united states win the American Revolutionary War and America screwed everything up.
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bitabay

oranges used in tropicana orange juice from florida, of course.
baby its okay, cuz we gotta bitabay!
by rashawn September 25, 2005
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