night brew

If a women will not have sex with a guy, he tea bags her as she is sleeping.

My girl would not give me any last night so I gave her a night brew.

by MacTavish March 7, 2009

Mountain Brew

A ghetto alternative to alcohol-containing energy drinks; Made by mixing Mountain Dew with High Gravity Malt Liquor (such as Steel Reserve, for example)

Yo, fuck that Tilt shit, I'm gonna sip some Mountain Brew and blast Master P records on the porch, son.

by Tippin44s April 4, 2007

Captain's Brew

A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.

Dude, I left some Captain's Brew in that Mountain Dew bottle and my grandma drank it!

by gfs1179 August 22, 2012

special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

by El Cholo February 4, 2004

Brew Poo

Diarrhea the morning after drinking a lot of beer.

Oh man, I got brew poo from the party last night.

by Andree 3000 August 1, 2006

Dip and Brew

Dipping your nuts into someones drink or soup when they're not looking. Works especially well after vigorous physical activity.

I totally dip and brewed pat the other day and he didn't even notice!

by 5FingerSurprise March 11, 2009

Dark Brew

When going to (or preferably crashing) a party, the Dark Brew is when one urinates into the water reservoir of the coffee maker, then places a fresh turd in the coffee basket. The offender then sets the automatic brew to go off at 6 AM (or any other suitable time).

"I just piss and shit in that fucker's coffee machine. He's in for a real Dark Brew tomorrow morning."

by Dropaduki June 16, 2009