Re-Breakup

When you have to clarify more than once to an ex that you are broken up.

Jane: “My old boyfriend keeps calling me."
Jane’s Friend, “Doesn’t he realize you are broken up?”
Jane: “I guess not. I’m going to have to re-breakup with him.”

by dogstar7 August 26, 2009

Oakland Raiders breakup

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.

Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.

by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017

Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.

Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.

by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017

Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018

YouTube Breakup

When a couple (straight or gay/lesbian) has nasty break up resulting to videos slandering each other, making videos to drag on the situation, contradicting themselves and throwing subliminals at each other on social media.

Kiana and Jordan had a YouTube Breakup Because of how badly their relationship ended.

by Makiyah Jade October 16, 2019