The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.
One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.
It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.
This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.
It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.
This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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by Bxxcn February 5, 2021
Get the breakfast esportsmug. When food loses its meaning for someone, either in terms of personal taste or social habit, under the condition of a general inability to find meaning in anything in the world, then one enters the absurd world of breakfast loop. Every meal all through the day and night appears to be your first meal of the day, as if you involuntarily respond to a long period of hunger or tiredness, while you have no conscious appraisal of hunger, food or time. A breakfast loop is very different from splurging on food or bulimic tendencies. Quite the opposite. It rather often accompanies monetary constraints or immigration melancholy, where one cannot eat what one likes eating, yet for the sake of a faint memory of the necessity of nutrition, maintains a tenuous relationship with food. A breakfast loop is tragic, not pathological.
Pandu: What are you eating Chaman-from-India? Do I notice ham and stolen raisin? At this time of the day? Suddenly?
Chaman: We are in this extortionate land of Western Europe, or are we in U.S.A?, Pandu-my-roommate-also-from India! Cold place, cold meat, cold salad, dry bread, cold again. I am in a breakfast loop!
Pandu: As long as you can send some money back home, Comrade!
Chaman: We are in this extortionate land of Western Europe, or are we in U.S.A?, Pandu-my-roommate-also-from India! Cold place, cold meat, cold salad, dry bread, cold again. I am in a breakfast loop!
Pandu: As long as you can send some money back home, Comrade!
by moul May 14, 2014
Get the breakfast loopmug. The Breakfast Club has such a deep meaning, that you will never understand fully until you're in high school.
by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006
Get the the breakfast clubmug. by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006
Get the truckie's breakfastmug. Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.
by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004
Get the redneck breakfastmug. In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.
by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011
Get the Nevada Breakfastmug.