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decoy browsing

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift
1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag
by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007
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bowling alley

In the United States of America, usually a low-set, sorta narrow building that is home to a bunch of bowling lanes where people play the game and sport that is bowling. Often smoky (even if smoking is supposedly not allowed), sometimes dark and dingy, often a good time to be had. Some have bars, and many have family nights, cosmic bowling (bowling with the regular lights out and flashing lights and stuff) Saturday morning leagues, and other fun activities.
Various people will gravitate to bowling alleys, including families, serious bowlers, large groups, kids, teens, and guys who like to drink beer, smoke, and hang out with their friends.
"I went to the bowling alley and afterwards I smelled like an ashtray, but it was fun."
by killerfiller March 14, 2006
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bowling for soup

the best - what more can i say
by goth_queen September 4, 2003
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bossing

When you and your friends are visting an area and you have considerable numbers to control the said area, for example about 3 people for a small village or about 20 for a large town.
We're bossing town
you are bossin the backseat of the bus
by radical_b!! October 13, 2009
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bowling for soup

happy, catchy, reminds you of summer with a tounge in cheack look at what went wrong when you were 16 that seemed oh so important at the time, but now you look at it, it really doesn't matter. with the occasional song that will suprise you, there is something in a bowling for soup album for everyone
well i've been round hear so long and my life
seems meaningless and i wanna hurt my self (early bfs)

iv'e got it all figured out,
just take my hand and understand theres a lot of tomorrows (middle bfs)

this is the verse about the parashiute pants
that i learnt to break dance in and thought i was good (new bfs)
by thesoup July 31, 2005
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bowling for soup

Stands for what fans want and love and to laugh at the haters in the prosess coz its fun :)
by frapp September 4, 2003
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Bowling Alley

A bowling alley is a common bowling like sexual position reference. It is the act of taking the males nutsack and starting from the toes of the male/female beginning to rub the sack up the person's body until reaching the mouth where the nut sack is inserted.

The name is a reference to a bowling alley due to the fact as the nuts equal in meaning of a bowling ball and the mouth not clearly but referenced to the pins or gutter.
Girl: WTF is a bowl...
Guy: -rubs- STRIKE!

-later that day-

Girl: what the hell was that you did back there?
Guy: that was the bowling alley
by TerribleTrauma July 31, 2010
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