bothing

The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.

Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.

by Hopkins21 June 6, 2020

Slave Boating

1. When more people are in a car than there are seats for.

2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.

3. Having an over-crowed car.

4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.

Sine we only have one car, we will be slave boating it.

by inkybuz July 13, 2011

Bottling emotions

Feeling so many different emotions at one's wanting to cry tell someone you love them murder smile or just stay numb.

It feels like a cancer growth bottling emotions in today

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 22, 2019

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Batting Lefty

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

by Super Sirius July 19, 2009

Blotting

Doing something extremely fun and not speaking about it after

Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!

by jesuschirstthemessiah December 1, 2010

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009