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monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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furious boning

The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation
by Denverite00 February 23, 2017
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Chrome Booking

Making up a lie off the top of your head that you actually believe
Jalen was Chrome Booking when he told his parents that he asked for a Chrome Book for Christmas knowing that he asked for a plain laptop.
by Jalentw06 July 16, 2018
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shit-faced booking

The act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc... on ones social networking site when one is butt ass hammered and regretting it in the morning.
Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.
by zigler March 17, 2010
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booting around

"dude, where's mom? im getting hungry and ready for breakfast!"

"she got up hours ago, i think shes booting around in the kitchen"
by rachm February 24, 2009
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booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce

A skill that requires intense concentration and years of experience. Those that have mastered it have the ability to party very hard without becoming overcome by the effects of the drugs consumed during said party.
Legend: Ted, I have mastered the art of booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce.
Ted: When should I schedule your parade?
by dardani May 26, 2018
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Green Booking

To create something specifically tailored to (a) marginalized group(s) without any input from the group(s) themself, usually exemplifying one's objectification, stereotyping or even fetitization of said group(s).

Named after the Oscar nominated film "Green Book"
A: Did you seen that gaming clothing company that made "Female Gamer" attire that just looks like a cheerleader dress?
B: Oh god. They didn't get any input from a woman before making that did they?
A: No, it was a hard case of Green Booking
by Writer Tarnish March 9, 2019
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