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boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.
Fix that blizzy because it's boating.
by Sir Moist June 25, 2008
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blubber blasting

When you are fucking a fat chick preferably substituting the vagina with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. Tittyfucking works as well but it must be under the titty and not between them, otherwise that's just tittyfucking plain and simple.
Joey : Dude last night I walked in on you with some whale what the fuck was that? Did you pound her out?

Spencer : Yeah but I couldn't find her vaj so I just started blubber blasting the shit out that whale. Pits to chinny, then I just started fucking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.

Joey: (vomit) ..... I guess you were warm?.... (vomit)
by poonjammerslammer October 26, 2011
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Baja Blasting

When you receive a blowjob from someone who has Mountain Dew Baja Blast in their mouth, when you cum you have Baja Blasted
Guy: Can we try Baja Blasting?
Girl: I've been waiting for you to ask that question!
by Loezock June 1, 2016
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Cock blasting

swallowing a penis so fast and hard, the man will explode when he comes
Emily had me cock blasting like a champ, I came in her mouth like five times yesterday
by Aiden Straightedge April 25, 2008
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tummy basting

While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
My favorite form of release is tummy basting.
by Tummy Baster June 12, 2009
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boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
by chigger254 November 15, 2011
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