Bungalow Blowhole

Your asshole after eating a spicy Portuguese Chicken burger

It was like a bungalow blowhole after lunch

Bungalow Blowhole by The Blowhole March 9, 2026

Pacific blowhole

The art of ejaculating in someone's belly button before slapping their stomach hard enough to cause the cum to come out like a blowhole.

Guy: "Mind if I do a Pacific blowhole on you tonight?"
Girl: "I'd rather you rip my womb out with your bare hands."

Pacific blowhole by Squashybead2217 May 9, 2026

The Btown Blowhole 

The Btown Blowhole is when you’re playing ping pong with a sexual partner and your paddle is essentially your asshole. You catch the ball in your asshole and poof it out like a whales blowhole and continue playing.

“Yo you tryna do the Btown Blowhole” “Yeah man let me get out my paddle ;)”

The Btown Blowhole by TheBtownBlowholeMaker April 7, 2021

FartFalungus In The Blowhole 

When you pull something out of your bum. A reverse queef.

Hypothetically Collin kept experiencing “FartFalungus in the blowhole”. (reverse queefs)when Michael Che kept putting things up his bum. Collin “Ah Shit! Another Fart Falungus In The Blowwhole”.
Ewwww

FartFalungus In The Blowhole by BamfBabyGuns November 20, 2021

Typhlia of the blowhole 

An unspecified ailment that can be caught from unsanitary conditions

Don't pick up that dirty frisbee you found in the mud. You'll catch typhlia of the blowhole.

Typhlia of the blowhole by [e-mail] April 30, 2022

Big-Bang Blowhole 

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example

Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...

Big-Bang Blowhole by Vurrath February 22, 2025

Carve someone a new Blowhole 

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

Carve someone a new Blowhole by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020