bloblin

when you have anal sex with a midget , and before you are done you let them finish you orrally

Dad got in trouble with the midget cause mom caught him getting a bloblin.

by blobmaster February 18, 2007

Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

blob strop

Female Premenstrual Syndrome. The time once a month when your lovely gentle lady turns into the psycho bitch whore from hell

"hey Bob, Did the Missus like the flowers you got her on Friday?"

"Nah,she was having a blob strop and I amost got 'em stuck up my arse"

by Chez1974 December 9, 2008

blobbersnif

a flying piece of burning dog crap

I threw a blobbersnif at a teacher in my school.

by kevin and adam March 16, 2007

blobfish

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"

by mikey92 April 19, 2009

joe blob

code for a blow job. the joe blob has a classy sound to it and adds a synonym to the small arsenal of words to describe a blow job. its just an overall feel good word.

How the word came to be.

Al: "I just need to get laid."
Zach: "I would just settle for a joe blob."

by Dr. Joe Blob May 8, 2008

blobbity

1. An expression used in frustration
2. Chunky cum that is used to build igloos

1. FUCKING BLOBBITY!
2. Dave built a cum castle with blobbity.

by Nova Mercato December 24, 2003