blooped

embarrassed; upset; disconcerted.

when a question on sex was asked to a girl, she looked blooped.

by uttam maharjan October 23, 2011

Early bloomer

An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.

I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"

by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006

red-blooded male

A term given to any man with a full haired sack. A good indicator is to rub the sack in question against a carpet, if the hair of the sack in question rises up above the shaft, then sack is belonging to that of a red-blooded male.

I went down to Price's the other day to get my ears lowered but there were too many red-blooded males sitting on the steamy gleamer. God damn Gashtonville and its abnormally high level of male sex hormones in the tap water.

by John Derpt February 24, 2011

Cold Blooded Shot

The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:

Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.

Enjoy!

I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.

by Drewzie89 October 25, 2011

Blooded

A member of the infamous crips/bloods gang. Also, a man who pleasure a woman so much he mader her get her peiod early causing massive blood loss and blood to tha face

yeah, im blooded

by K-Board July 13, 2009

Bloomer

A rare but steadily increasing subspecies of the Boomer generation, a Bloomer is a wholesome Boomer.

P1: "So, Uncle George posted about LGBTQ+ on Facebook-"

P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"

P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."

by jfyr3 May 19, 2020

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020