Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

Bean Blender by amtS13 March 24, 2011

Thrill Blender 

A Thrill Blender is an adrenaline junky who likes to mix up the excitement and entertainment in their life.

Bro, if you're skydiving at 8am, longboarding at 12pm, base jumping by 6pm, and by midnight you're out partying then your definitely a thrill blender.

Thrill Blender by Khando June 9, 2015

cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

cock blender by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

booty blender 

The act turning a female clockwise on the male phallus whilst she is being ravaged anally.

Denise was walking like a penguin for a whole week.. I guess the booty blender was too much for her...

booty blender by Kinda.cool_ November 10, 2017

pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.

Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!

pee blender by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019

Human blender 

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both

“Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”

Human blender by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021

Whats cracking on the blender 

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

Whats cracking on the blender by OliviaWild February 28, 2021