emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 13, 2019

garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008

Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

by STSgaming June 25, 2016

Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.

Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...

by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

Brick in a Blender

A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.

Geez Bill, you look like a brick in a blender!

Did Kathy do a brick in a blender with you?

by TheRaptor$ October 28, 2011